The Brighter 5: Five funny jokes to start your day with a laugh (July 21, 2021)
Here are today’s five funny and insightful musings to get you into your happy place.
[July 20, 2021: Josh Shavit]
Here are today's five funny and insightful musings to get you into your happy place.
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"I was on a date with this really hot model. Well, it wasn't really a date-date. We just ate dinner and saw a movie. Then the plane landed."
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"After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same [jerk] I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car."
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"If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments."
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"The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired."
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"I went home with this French guy 'cause he said something adorable, like, 'I have an apartment.'"
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"There was a point in time when we were in (Disneyland) where I lost my daughter. But I knew eventually I would run into her again, so I took that time to get on rides she couldn't get on. When I saw her she was crying. I was like, 'It's not your birthday. Today's not about you.'"
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