The Brighter 5: Five funny jokes to start your day with a laugh (July 19, 2021)
Here are today’s five funny and insightful musings to get you into your happy place.
[July 19, 2021: Josh Shavit]
Here are today's five funny and insightful musings to get you into your happy place.
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"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
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"By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere."
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"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it."
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"I have enough money to last me the rest of my life… unless I buy something."
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"Thirty ways to shape up for summer. Number one: eat less. Number two: exercise more. Number three: what was I talking about again? I'm so hungry."
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Joseph ShavitSpace, Technology and Medical News Writer
Joseph Shavit is the head science news writer with a passion for communicating complex scientific discoveries to a broad audience. With a strong background in both science, business, product management, media leadership and entrepreneurship, Joseph possesses the unique ability to bridge the gap between business and technology, making intricate scientific concepts accessible and engaging to readers of all backgrounds.
